Posts Tagged ‘sayings’


Posted: 16/12/2010 in Quotes
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  1. “A speech should be like a woman’s dress – long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to be interesting”.
  2. Give everyone a gun, fit it with a hindsight and nothing will go wrong.
  3. How are you supposed to teach a kid what clockwise means when he’s wearing a digital GI Joe watch?
  4. Computers can do complicated mathematical calculations in 1/100,000 second, but the invoices still go out 10 days late.
  5. Behind every successful person stands a bunch of amazed co-workers.
  6. OFFSPRING – Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
  7. The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
  8. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
  9. The best things in life are not things.
  10. Life isn’t about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.

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